Just a Little Something - Volcano Gods

"Dewey to me baby, all organized like." Image by bamalibrarylady via Flickr

At the end of March, Iceland's parliament voted to ban strip clubs. A few weeks later one of their volcanoes began erupting after 200 years of inactivity.

How can this earthly retaliation, an obvious outcry from the gods, be so easily ignored? Volcano gods like their girls a little on the trashy side, which is why they used to periodically melt down virgins. Then strip clubs came and calmed the fellas down. But now Iceland threatens to take that away, so this is what they get.

If these guys had picket signs they would read, "No more boobies? Then you get BOOMies!"

It's your choice Iceland, and if you want to increase tourism you might consider a name change. Perhaps, Awesomefoodboozeandwomenland.™